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1. God is truly innovative, i mean...just take a gander at me.
2. Might I go to the latrine = I'm fucking exhausted.
3. When I drink liquor... Everybody says I'm alcoholic. At the same time... When I drink Fanta.. 
4. Nobody says I'm awesome.
5. Why do folks get so irritated about easily overlooked details like goddamn I exited a plate in 
6. the sink not a dead body.
7. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi association.
8. They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... recently I was drinking a juice box while riding my 
9. tricycle. Yes. I'm a tough ass gangsta.  
10. That minute when an inquiry on a test is hard to the point that even your internal voice is 
11. similar to "Fuck this crap lets work at Mc Donald's".
12. Now and then everything you need is affection. Lol, simply joking, you require cash. :').
13. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alert woke me up.
14. I need somebody to provide for me a Loan and after that allow me To sit unbothered.
15. I've discovered the formula for satisfaction. Will somebody simply send me some cash so I can 
16. purchase the fixings?
17. I feel lazier than the gentleman who drew the Japanese banner.
18. I have enough cash to last me whatever remains of my life, unless I purchase something.
19. When you're great, you're great, when you're marvelous you're me.
20. The zoo is a really sheltered spot to fart.
21. One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.
22. Doing the moonwalk is the best way to look chill while wiping pooch poop your shoes.
23. Before talking; Please join the tongue to the mind!
24. I`m desirous of my guardians, i`ll never have a child as cool as theirs.
25. Would I be able to take your portrait?? I want to gather pictures of regular calamities.
26. The main reason god made cousins so folks can pose as a viable rival our imprints.
27. Individuals say giggling is the best prescription. Your face must be curing the world.
28. At the point when life gets extreme, recollect that: You were the strongest sperm.
29. The contrast in the middle of pizza and your feeling is that I requested pizza. 

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